I find myself perplexed as to how I inadvertently chanced upon such a dreadful website. 'Orc Planet?' The very notion of Orcs, among all entities, possessing their own celestial realm is indeed egregious.
Do not tremble, for I stand ready to guide you, dear savages, towards enlightenment. The flaming arrow piercing the nocturnal veil, traversing the sumptuous darkness to illuminate your path.
Pray maintain your distance and refrain from provoking me, lest my bow and arrow strike their intended target upon you.
