I find myself perplexed as to how I inadvertently chanced upon such a dreadful website. 'Orc Planet?' The very notion of Orcs, among all entities, possessing their own celestial realm is indeed egregious.

Do not tremble, for I stand ready to guide you, dear savages, towards enlightenment. The flaming arrow piercing the nocturnal veil, traversing the sumptuous darkness to illuminate your path.

Pray maintain your distance and refrain from provoking me, lest my bow and arrow strike their intended target upon you.

  • Castien Featherswin XII
    “The bow is your life; to hold it high and pull the string is to know the path of destiny.”

How down right inhumane! Wishing death on a fully sentient being is heinous, nonetheless one that is as innocent as the ones here on orc planet.

Pithy thee, apologize for your foul manner as your name-sake does not warrant such restless behavior, elf.

-Willhelm G.

YOU TALK BIG BEHIND SCREEN. IN THE OLDEN DAYS GOG WOULD HAVE RODE THROUGH YOUR VILLAGE AND SLAUGHTERED YOU ON HORSEBACK. LOL

"HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER" - DAFT ORCK

6'10", 450 POUNDS OF MUSCLE

funny words for funny fella with throwin' handles growin' out the side of yer head!

PSYCHGIT WULD REND YOU ASUNDER WIT ONE THOGT. WEAK.